The Boodle Chronicles

The whacky activities of Michael on tour…

1. While trying to work out how the spray comes out, sprayed himself directly in the eyes with mosquito spray.
2. Walked off the floating footpath at the lake house, while not looking where he was going.
3. Fell down the stairs at Ko Samui, while not looking where he was going.
4. Lost his thongs because he takes his shoes off every time he sits down.
5. Needed a change of shorts when a mini chihuahua dressed in a Burberry suit jumped up out of a shopping trolley and barked at him in a Bangkok shopping centre food court.
6. While bent over digging in the sand, Georgie and Caitlin secretly filled his pants full of sand so that when he stood up his pants fell down.
7.  Locking the key in the room in three separate hotels.
8. While staying in a bungalow with only one toilet, the wait became too great and even though Georgie attempted to help by holding his butt cheeks together, a catastrophe could not be averted!!!
9. When we arrived in Bangkok at 5am, Ashlea was beside herself because she could not get her sandals to go on and couldn’t see in the dark as to the cause.  When we got off the bus we discovered the problem – Michael had 2 left sandals on – one of his own and the other a pretty purple belonging to his sister!
10. Being cuddled and stroked by a variety of strange men at bus stops and numerous other places.

Stay tuned, it is only early in the trip!